‘cause the love that you gave that we made wasn’t able
To make it enough for you to be open wide, no
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me you’d hold me
Until you died, till you died
But you’re still alive
And I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It’s not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
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Fuck what I said it don’t mean shit now
Fuck the presents might as well throw ‘em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn’t mean jack
Fuck you, you dick, I don’t want you back
Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I died yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is dead”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait…. True story.
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| — | How I Met Your Mother |
Life is just a game filled with complete bullshit.
Who is more intelligent than who.
Who is prettier or skinner.
Who has more money.
Just embrace yourself and be happy. shit.
WHERE THE EFF DID THOSE COME FROM hahahaha i love you... and i want the world to know!
From the deep depths of my phone. haha ;)
FINALLY!!!! I feel like a kid on christmas.. baby you can be my santa claus.
